Waiting in the Wings

Now that Donald Trump’s relatively new press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, held a press conference where she showed a check with his bank information, it won’t be long before she joins Sean Spicer, Sarah “You  Can’t Hide Your Lyin’ Eyes” Huckabee Sanders and Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci (remember him?) in the unemployment line. 

Trump press secretary and professional blonde Kayleigh McEnany proudly displays Trump check to Department of Health and Human Services, showing what he’s doing with money he’s looted form the US Treasury while also accidentally showing his banking information. (From Slate/ Andrew Harrer/Pool/Sipa USA)

While it seems like the Orange Menace always has trouble finding people to fill other spots in his administration, there never seems to be a shortage of people willing to step in and take this spot. Who knows? Maybe there’s a temp-to-hire agency that specializes in such people. Let’s call it Useful Idiots Inc. 

As many of you know, I’m not one of Trump’s biggest fans, but I do like to help people because I’m a helper. That’s just the kind of guy I am. And since it’s fairly obvious that Kayleigh is already on her way out, I’d like to suggest a few possible replacements that would all be a great fit for the final days of the Trump Administration. Hell, at this point, he probably still has time to hire, and fire, them all.

–Tommy Flanagan

–The Richmeister

Or

–Mr Clueless.

Look for one of these guys real soon at a White House Press Briefing Room near you.

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